Simple Requests

"I'm out shopping for a dress for Justine's wedding..." - Emily Barrack

"I want a dress!" - Katie

"I want a wedding!!" - Courtney Montoya

The Wonderful World of Words

"Your heart is decetfully wicked!"--Beckie Woodfield

"Decetfully?"--Katie Abbott

"Yes. It's a new word."--Beckie Woodfield

Waldock Will Still Be Pink.

"They killed my dorm. Their dorm is just getting a sex change."--Andrew Alesso

What?

"You cant just grow a black person in a lab"--Dr. Frazer

Beautiful Bakers

"I'm certain that if I came in here with a box of brownie mix, and left it on the floor, sat down on the couch, and waited a few hours, it would come back around to me as an offer of brownies, all warm and chocolatey."--Koma Pharr

Cure-All

"I'll become a doctor and learn from Disney movies and kiss all the girls in comas."--Dalton McNeely

Ladies: call Dr. Dalton if you're feeling a little ill or comatose!!!

Something Fitting

"There's a butt for every saddle." - Courtney M.

Red Hair

"Everyone has red hair in my eyes." - Rachel R.