To Each His Own!

"To squeeze salmon ovaries, what everybody wants to do with their summer."--Frederick Ruckersfeldt

This is Why Slight 17 Smells So Good

"I just farted."--Carrie Poole

Waking the Dead

"If I wake up and I'm dead, we'll know."--Beckie

White G

"And that what makes me gangster."--Choate

Big Words

"I would be completely industandashes (in dust and ashes)" -Katie Abbott

"Katie, that is one LONG word!" - Danielle

Holy Food

Cheezits are different than Jesus. - Katie A.

Oh that Chai-Chee Chai Tea...

"I like making cute graphs, not Chai-Chee square things you can never pronounce!!!"--Chelsea 

"It's Chai."--Caitlin 

"No, it's Chi."--Me 

"Oh, I thought you meant the tea."--Caitlin

Simple Requests

"I'm out shopping for a dress for Justine's wedding..." - Emily Barrack

"I want a dress!" - Katie

"I want a wedding!!" - Courtney Montoya

The Wonderful World of Words

"Your heart is decetfully wicked!"--Beckie Woodfield

"Decetfully?"--Katie Abbott

"Yes. It's a new word."--Beckie Woodfield

Waldock Will Still Be Pink.

"They killed my dorm. Their dorm is just getting a sex change."--Andrew Alesso

What?

"You cant just grow a black person in a lab"--Dr. Frazer

Beautiful Bakers

"I'm certain that if I came in here with a box of brownie mix, and left it on the floor, sat down on the couch, and waited a few hours, it would come back around to me as an offer of brownies, all warm and chocolatey."--Koma Pharr

Cure-All

"I'll become a doctor and learn from Disney movies and kiss all the girls in comas."--Dalton McNeely

Ladies: call Dr. Dalton if you're feeling a little ill or comatose!!!

Something Fitting

"There's a butt for every saddle." - Courtney M.

Red Hair

"Everyone has red hair in my eyes." - Rachel R.

How to Die

"Head! Hit your head first!!!"--Natalie Connell

Secret Apathy

"You can be a secret admirer, as long as you don't secretly admire them."--Beckie

A Revelation

"Lies from hell just don't work."--Beckie

Ultimate Narcissism

"Narcissists...you fell in love with yourselves!" -- Marvin

Listlessly Large Language

When I'm sleepy, I'm just like "Big word, big word."--Alison VanDerwerker

Magical Wisdom

"I have all the magic answers."--Mrs. Hotton

It Comes & Goes...

"I remember it! Except that I forgot it."--Haley

Legalistic Approval

"I'm all for legalism."--Haley King

Theological Grape Juice Discussion

"This grape juice looks weird. I'm throwing it away."--Mom

"Wait, why? What does it look like?"--Katie

"It's supposed to be dark purple, right? It's purpley white!"--Mom

"Maybe there was an angel in it."--Haley

"SORRY!"--Mom, looking heavenward

"You're praying to angels!!!"--Katie

(Haley points a finger toward Mom, with a look of shock, screaming, "Ahhhh!")

"No, I'm yelling at them."--Mom