Chubby Skinnyness

"I love skinny jeans. I fill them out."--unknown wingmate

I'm Comforted.

"I don't think you could ever be an unhappy man."--Breezie

Repentant Thanksgiving

While playing Apples to Apples:

Actual card: Turkey Baster: squeeze, squirt, repeat.

"Haha--I thought it said, "Turkey Baster: squeeze, squirt, repent."--Connie

WOW!!!!

"C.S. Lewis wasn't creative enough to think of it."--Connie