Friday, February 29, 2008

"Hot" times in the dorm

Hottie patattie with a naughty body -Katie A.

Middle East, CA

(As we are driving down San Fernando)

"Doesn't it feel like we are driving in Iraq right now Haley?" - Katie A

Wednesday, February 27, 2008

Slippery Clutzy Heart

"Can I have your butterfinger heart?"--Kelly Bunch

Tuesday, February 26, 2008

Boyhood Coveted

"Dang! I want to be a little boy!" - Jenn Galdamez

Monday, February 25, 2008

Too Scriptural

"You've been reading too much of the Bible."--Aida

Sunday, February 24, 2008

Paul- the englishman?

"Paul, I know you were a good man, but couldn't you speak english?" - Katie A

"No Katie, he couldn't speak english"

Friday, February 22, 2008

Mauh

"I need kiss training" ~ Katie Abbott herself

Thursday, February 21, 2008

Beats All

"The worst drug I have in my room is aging milk."--Jen D.
"That has to be the worst drug to get addicted to!"--Ben

Monkey Business

"Did you know the witch has monkeys?"--Haley
"Of course. It's like the devil and his minions."--Katie
"You've read this?"--Haley
"What?"--Katie
"Faust."--Haley
"No."--Katie
"How did you know then?"--Haley

"Wizard of Oz!"--Katie
"Oh right. That's weird--both... Oh, no!!! Do all witches have monkeys? Because, I like monkeys."--Haley
"Are you a witch?"--Katie
"NO!"--Haley

Monday, February 18, 2008

OW

"My God's gots mad skills" ~ Katie Abbott, Original Wangster

Saturday, February 16, 2008

Unusual Baby

"Can't you just picture curly red haired glasses babies? With white teeth and big lips and the voice of an ANGEL!!!"--Haley

Wednesday, February 13, 2008

They Come in All Shapes, Sizes, and Patterns!

"I saw the coolest little creature on my way up the Hotchkiss steps tonight. I wish I'd taken a picture with my cell. It was yellow with black stripes. It was pretty unbelievable."--Katie A.

"Are you sure it wasn't a Hotchkiss girl?"--Alison V.

Thursday, February 7, 2008

Matthew 7:5 (Katie's Heresy Translation)

"Dude, take the prune out of your own eye before you try to pick the raisin out of mine!" ~Katie to Kelly

Wednesday, February 6, 2008

Christlikeness?

"I wouldn't want to be Jesus!" ~ Jenn Harrol

Tuesday, February 5, 2008

Sunday, February 3, 2008

C to the Food

Haley, to her roomie Rebekah Tsang, who happens to be chinese.

"Have you ever had chinese food"?

Friday, February 1, 2008

Is That Good or Bad?

"MacArthur gives me the chills."~Jenn L.

Patrick has an easy to please Valentine...

"Nothing says true love like a Reese's Heart."~Jenn L.

Sandman's a Comin'!

"Ten minutes til the lounge closes, guys--just so you know."~Sarah B. (on lounge duty)
~gets evil eye from Michelle~
"Oooh! I think I saw some rebellion in those eyes."~Katie A.
"No. That was sleep."~Michelle

No Kidding!

"They had their baby goats!"~Jenn L.
"Really?"~Katie A.
"Yes! They're babies, and they're goats!"~Jenn L.

Delicious Decimals... 3.141592654...

(Imagining her math major fiance at age four)
Mom speaking: "What do you want for dessert, honey?"
Patrick: "I'd like some quadratic equation, please, and maybe a side of Pi."
--Jenn L.

Dixon Laundry

"Oh, maaaan. My shirt smells, like, weird! I wish you could come in and smell it!"--Jenn L.

Best By...

"I'm reading about open dating. I didn't know foods dated."--Jenn L.

Crime and Vegetables

"I will punish you with a brussels sprout stalk."--Jenn L.