Move Those Good Works!!!!

Trying to explain why "Elvis" rhymes with "pelvis":

"I think his parents planned it, kind of like when God prepares good works beforehand so that we should walk in them..."--Jess Crabb

Elliteration

"E is for Idiot."--Mary Ellenberger

WHAT?!

Spoken to Liz Thatcher:
"You're not speaking loud enough."

Grainy Healing

"You can't put rice on your injuries and expect them to get better."--Josh Wilcox