Grinch Hands

[As Katie is google searching 'grinch hands'] "Wow Tim, the grinch really does have interesting hands..."

Unknown Discomfort

I never thought a tattoo would hurt when you laugh.--Mary E

Hopefully Not

"It must've been a sinful engagement."--Jennalicious

Very Specific Denial...

"I was never a Mormon boy scout."--Jennalicious

Its Fresh

"Word up-- It's fresh. Christ will rise--Up from the dead." - Carmen (The singer/dancer/actor old man), out of my mouth.

Miss Jenn's Wild Ride

"Welcome to the world of Jenn. It's going to be a wild ride."--Jennalicious

Unbelievable 101

"In Home Ec, I learned how to be kissable, huggable, lovable, unbelivable....good thing for Patrick!"--Jennalicious

Purity in Leadership

"At SLS Retreat, we had a skin contest."--Jennalicious

TMC Men, take note

"I LOVE TO KISS!" ~ Katie Abbott.

Convert the Seminarians!

"I hope he's not in seminary, because if he is, he needs Jesus."--Aida

Genuine Faux

"I want fake nails, but not the real ones."--Aida

A Great Suggestion

"Sarah, you want to pass out?"--Jenny McCrary

Fun with Nutrition

Katie: "You enjoying that bean sprout, homeslice?"

Haley: "More than you know... more than you know."

A Very Confused Baby

"I cried my first cry with a smile."--Jennalicious

His New Calling

"I'm gonna get a T-Rex. I know the government has them, and I'm gonna use it to evangelize. No one can say no to a T-Rex. Cuz they know they'll rip their face off if they do."--Spencer

Her Calling in Life

(regarding Haley's evangelistic monkey)

"Somebody has to have a ministry to the mental patients!"--Spencer

Support the hypothetical monkeys!

"This is important!"--Haley

"That your hypothetical monkey is evangelistic?"--Katie

Not really... about the beast thing, anyway.

"Jenn, you're a fuzzy beast."--Katie

And we weren't even eating fish!

"Odd Cod."--Jennalicious/JLu

Oh. Right....

"I am mauling my eye for a reason, here!"--Sarah

Burn, baby, burn...

Haley: "Katie, are you going to go to you-know-what?"
Katie: "To hell?"

Not what I wanted...

Katie: "Rebekah, say something funny!"
Rebekah: "Funny."

Or maybe not...

"Oswald and Katie, sitting in a tree..."--Haley

No comment...

Me: "Waxing. Yuck!"
Haley: "NO! No, Katie, NO! It's worse to sleep with a hairball!"

That would be why....

Haley: "Katie, why are you an apricot? Because you're orange?"
Katie: "Yes."

Painted Lady

"My lips! Forever they will be stained!"--Haley

Very adamant about fruityness...

"No, no! You can not be a banana! No!"--Haley

And why would you want that?

"Grandma, my lips won't come off!"--Haley

So Humble

"I've never been wrong before, so it's kind of scaring me."--Mel

Don't be so hard on yourself... :)

"I find my face amusing"--Haley

Something to chew on....

"Nothing like gum and money to make someone happy....
and the word of God."
--Mel