How to Die

"Head! Hit your head first!!!"--Natalie Connell

Secret Apathy

"You can be a secret admirer, as long as you don't secretly admire them."--Beckie

A Revelation

"Lies from hell just don't work."--Beckie

Ultimate Narcissism

"Narcissists...you fell in love with yourselves!" -- Marvin

Listlessly Large Language

When I'm sleepy, I'm just like "Big word, big word."--Alison VanDerwerker