Doggone It

"If only I had a vicious border collie."--Connie

Awesome Infancy

"Man, my stroller is off the hook."--Spencer

A Handy Handicap

"I like your toes. I need to do something with my toes."--Haley

"Like cut them off. Then you can get handicapped parking spaces."--Erica

Wicked Awesome Toes

"I used to have a pointy pinky toe. It looked like it had a witch hat on."--Erica

Childlike Hunger

"I'm still a child in my stomach."--Erica

Same difference

"Oh wow... I almost sat on your diaper Haley. I mean glasses." - Erica Wondra

Feline Repellant

"I poured diet pepsi on a cat today."

(Weird looks)

"What?! It was bothering me!" - Lealia Ulavale

Watermelon Wonderings

"What do they plant to get seedless watermelon?"--Mom