She Slipped Him a Mickey

"And the red Mickey Mouse is at your house."--Haley

Rejected Revertment

"I don't want to go back to baby foods."--Jay

Other-Earthly

"Katie, it's a whole other planet!!!"--Haley

Facebook Unfriendliness vs. Facebook Ignorance

"She doesn't unfriend anyone--she just doesn't know how to work Facebook."--Haley

Princess Cinnabon Head

"Who needs 2 buns on the side of their head?"--Haley
"Maybe she had ugly ears."--Dad
"No, no. It shows them."--Tim

Absolutely. Every Girl Loves a Good Fight.

"All that dumb romance stuff?... Who cares about romance? Skip to the fighting!!!"--Haley

Historically Celestial

"Yoda kinda brainwashed me via my history teacher."--Haley

Everything!

"This is Anakin? What's wrong with his face?!"--Haley

Do Tell!

"Yeah, Katie. I can testify--I had a one-haired beard and it was fine... glorious, even!"--Haley

Desired Royalty

"I'd like to be with the prince."--Haley

Mary Jane Jabba

"Well, one night, I was smokin' some leaves and came up with this weird-lookin' creature named Jabba the Hutt."--Haley

Wonderful Meanness

"It was so great, though--I tried to be MEAN!"--Haley

Elderly Deceased Possibility

"You can still be old when you're dead... Well, you can!!!"--Haley

Luke, I Am Your Vitamin-D Deprived Father!

"Who is this?"--Haley
"Darth Vader."--Tim
"But in the movie, he's so white. He's as white as that Kitchen Aid over there. Just think if you were under a machine helmet for years at a time..."--Haley

Disciplinary Sibling Revenge

"Tim, I'm going to hold you in your fart air. Then you'll be sorry!!!"--Katie, holding Tim to the floor

"That's very self-sacrificing vengefulness!"--Mom

Profundity on a Walk

"Did someone gas?"--Tim
"No. I think it's cooking.."--Katie
"Maybe Satan."--Tim
"Maybe Satan's cooking up some temptation. Not very tempting at this point though."--Mom

Sage Advice

"If you can't dance, make your fork dance" - Katie Abbott

The Kings Table

"Okay how was everyone's day?" - Haley

"It's starting to look up. I'm eating." - Garrett

"Garrett you should be satisfied by God, not food!" - Haley

"What? I can't hear you. I'm eating." - Garrett

Garrett's Post Practice Pre Meal

"Why are you eating a hot dog bun?!?! We're going to have dinner in like two minutes!" - Haley

"No not just a hot dog bun. It has feta cheese on it! I could eat this stuff all day! I just got back from football practice Haley. And bacon. Where did that bacon go? Ooooo slivered almonds!" - Garrett

"And potato salad.. Sooooo good" - Hannah