Conversation and depravity

"When I become as depraved as my friends are maybe I will know what they are talking about." - Spencer Carpenter

We All Know

"But I'm a really HOT person!!"--Haley

Violent Praise

"I have trouble when people say "open a hymnbook". I just feel violent." - Erica Wondra

Reading Material

"Why does our library have a book called Psychic Mysteries Of The North?" - Katie A

La Dolce Vita

"So you're just going to snack on life?"--Connie
"Yeah."--Gary
"Hey, Dad, can I have some dry life?"--Tim

Credibility Loss

"You know you're right. You lose a lot a credibility when you are not properly trimmed" - Jenn Galdamez

Contract Breakers

(After one lick of beer jelly)

"Woah.....I'm feeling kind of tipsy" - Lia

Later on in the car she slurs:

"I shouldn't even be driving right now...."

A wet experience

"I peed on myself a whole lot" - Jenn Galdamez

Business in the front.......

"Oh and ANOTHER thing! - this lady kept giving my mom a mullet!!!!!" - Megan Nolen

Warm Welcome

"Welcome to Master's! Am I drooling? Is my face on?" - Katie Abbott

Have a Harp

"Stuck in the back of a truck. WITH A HARP!"--Katie E.

Logical Continuation

"You're not a blender. We're moving forward."--Katie E.

Concerning Tattoos

"Well you know Jenn, his skin wouldn't be wrinkly for many moons."

The Famous Amos' Opinion on Medication

"Sedatives . . . cant go wrong with sedatives"--Amos

Humble Sweetness

"I'm like, you're sweet too, right?"--Haley

Yet Another Facial Hair Category

"He's growing a translucent peachstache."--Lounge Visitor

Manly Criteria

"You have a beard and meaty legs. That's what everyone wants in a man."--a lounge visitor

Contagious Words

"We're all so susceptible. Just breathe the word 'plague' and we all come down with it."--Danielle

Your Prayers Are Not Enough...

"I'm going to bed. I've got that Econ test tomorrow."~Melissa
"Okay get over here. Let me lay hands on you."~Haley
"It'll take more than two hands."~Melissa

Lounge Utterings at One in the Morning

"I like the drugs better."--Peter