"Hot" times in the dorm

Hottie patattie with a naughty body -Katie A.

Middle East, CA

(As we are driving down San Fernando)

"Doesn't it feel like we are driving in Iraq right now Haley?" - Katie A

Slippery Clutzy Heart

"Can I have your butterfinger heart?"--Kelly Bunch

Boyhood Coveted

"Dang! I want to be a little boy!" - Jenn Galdamez

Too Scriptural

"You've been reading too much of the Bible."--Aida

Paul- the englishman?

"Paul, I know you were a good man, but couldn't you speak english?" - Katie A

"No Katie, he couldn't speak english"

Mauh

"I need kiss training" ~ Katie Abbott herself

Beats All

"The worst drug I have in my room is aging milk."--Jen D.
"That has to be the worst drug to get addicted to!"--Ben

Monkey Business

"Did you know the witch has monkeys?"--Haley
"Of course. It's like the devil and his minions."--Katie
"You've read this?"--Haley
"What?"--Katie
"Faust."--Haley
"No."--Katie
"How did you know then?"--Haley
"Wizard of Oz!"--Katie
"Oh right. That's weird--both... Oh, no!!! Do all witches have monkeys? Because, I like monkeys."--Haley
"Are you a witch?"--Katie
"NO!"--Haley

OW

"My God's gots mad skills" ~ Katie Abbott, Original Wangster

Unusual Baby

"Can't you just picture curly red haired glasses babies? With white teeth and big lips and the voice of an ANGEL!!!"--Haley

They Come in All Shapes, Sizes, and Patterns!

"I saw the coolest little creature on my way up the Hotchkiss steps tonight. I wish I'd taken a picture with my cell. It was yellow with black stripes. It was pretty unbelievable."--Katie A.

"Are you sure it wasn't a Hotchkiss girl?"--Alison V.

Matthew 7:5 (Katie's Heresy Translation)

"Dude, take the prune out of your own eye before you try to pick the raisin out of mine!" ~Katie to Kelly

Christlikeness?

"I wouldn't want to be Jesus!" ~ Jenn Harrol

She Would Like You Here Or There, She Would Like You Anywhere.

"I dig you in a ditch"--Rebekah T.

C to the Food

Haley, to her roomie Rebekah Tsang, who happens to be chinese.

"Have you ever had chinese food"?

Is That Good or Bad?

"MacArthur gives me the chills."~Jenn L.

Patrick has an easy to please Valentine...

"Nothing says true love like a Reese's Heart."~Jenn L.

Sandman's a Comin'!

"Ten minutes til the lounge closes, guys--just so you know."~Sarah B. (on lounge duty)
~gets evil eye from Michelle~
"Oooh! I think I saw some rebellion in those eyes."~Katie A.
"No. That was sleep."~Michelle

No Kidding!

"They had their baby goats!"~Jenn L.
"Really?"~Katie A.
"Yes! They're babies, and they're goats!"~Jenn L.

Delicious Decimals... 3.141592654...

(Imagining her math major fiance at age four)
Mom speaking: "What do you want for dessert, honey?"
Patrick: "I'd like some quadratic equation, please, and maybe a side of Pi."

--Jenn L.

Dixon Laundry

"Oh, maaaan. My shirt smells, like, weird! I wish you could come in and smell it!"--Jenn L.

Best By...

"I'm reading about open dating. I didn't know foods dated."--Jenn L.

Crime and Vegetables

"I will punish you with a brussels sprout stalk."--Jenn L.