Mad Props

"God is gifted. I really believe that."--Jordan Standridge

Home Ec Gets Its Groove On

"It's not a party without Karaoke!"--Anonymous Home Economics Professor

Mysterious Happenings

"I'm gonna name it Pearl!!!"--Alison VanDerwerker

Good Decision

"It's really between Liz and Michael Jackson. I'm gonna have to go ahead and pick Liz."--Andrew Alesso

Surprise, Surprise

"Obama was not my first kiss."--Liz Thatcher

Annoying Creaminess

"Ours is a *cultured* ice cream truck--it's still annoying."--Kelly Bunch

Liquidated Liquid

"You can't break my heart. It's liquid; it melted the day I met you."--Beckie

"I can break liquid."--Savannah