Good Decision

"It's really between Liz and Michael Jackson. I'm gonna have to go ahead and pick Liz."--Andrew Alesso

Surprise, Surprise

"Obama was not my first kiss."--Liz Thatcher

Annoying Creaminess

"Ours is a *cultured* ice cream truck--it's still annoying."--Kelly Bunch

Liquidated Liquid

"You can't break my heart. It's liquid; it melted the day I met you."--Beckie

"I can break liquid."--Savannah

Be Cool, Be Cleansed

"All the cool people love soap."--Andrew Alesso

Elephant-Induced Insanity

"Do you have another pin? This elephant's driving me crazy."--Liz Thatcher

Home Demonomics

"I was thinking maybe we were having a seance."--Anonymous Home Economics Professor