Move Those Good Works!!!!

Trying to explain why "Elvis" rhymes with "pelvis":

"I think his parents planned it, kind of like when God prepares good works beforehand so that we should walk in them..."--Jess Crabb

Elliteration

"E is for Idiot."--Mary Ellenberger

WHAT?!

Spoken to Liz Thatcher:
"You're not speaking loud enough."

Grainy Healing

"You can't put rice on your injuries and expect them to get better."--Josh Wilcox

Tinny Disinterest

"Man, you'd have to be the tinman not to want that!!!!"--Joe Keller

Prized Child

"Catch an orphan, get a prize."--Liz

Of One Mind

"I'm having a board meeting with my mind."--anonymous