She Slipped Him a Mickey

"And the red Mickey Mouse is at your house."--Haley

Rejected Revertment

"I don't want to go back to baby foods."--Jay

Other-Earthly

"Katie, it's a whole other planet!!!"--Haley

Facebook Unfriendliness vs. Facebook Ignorance

"She doesn't unfriend anyone--she just doesn't know how to work Facebook."--Haley

Princess Cinnabon Head

"Who needs 2 buns on the side of their head?"--Haley
"Maybe she had ugly ears."--Dad
"No, no. It shows them."--Tim

Absolutely. Every Girl Loves a Good Fight.

"All that dumb romance stuff?... Who cares about romance? Skip to the fighting!!!"--Haley

Historically Celestial

"Yoda kinda brainwashed me via my history teacher."--Haley