The DLE Bathroom

"Pooping is so awkward" - Kelly

"Why? Everyone does it." - Haley

"I know, but it's just weird to think of certain people pooping. Like John MacArthur." - Kelly

Biblical Proximity

"Hey there, you guys need to leave room for the Holy Spirit" - Kelly Bunch

"We like to leave room for a thin-line Bible" - James

BusCom Sales Reports

"And obviously God is pleased in this" - Jenn Galdamez

"Yeah because He likes to chew gum." - Haley

"No, I'm sure His breath always smells good. He's God." - Jenn Galdamez

HTDs

"Are they gonna get sores from that?"

"Yeah, Hugging Transmitted Diseases."

Used of God

"Honestly, Katie, I think God is using these goldfish."--Haley

Romantic Ruination

"Apparently Prince William landed a helicopter in his girlfriend's garden."--Katie
"Why?"--Aida
"I dunno. I guess to be romantic or something."--Katie
"Haha. It'd be funny if she was like, 'What are you doing?! You just killed my begonias!!!!'"--Aida

Piney Truth

"As they say, 'Honesty is like a pinecone.'"--Erica