A true servant

"I was too busy teaching balloon animal making to self abusers" - Spencer Carpenter

Not Exactly...

"I grew up in the burg."--Katie A.
"You grew up in a bird?"--Rachel F.

Haha!

"Yeah, underwear is important."--Anonymous.

Well, Technically It's Not Up Here, But...

"If that shows up online, I'm killing you with my bare hands."--Sarah H.

Oh My...

"The only thing I want to retain is a husband."--Heather T.

Nice?

"I feel like a dog, and it's nice."--Anonymous

Boxing is Good for the Soul

"Boxing."--Unknown
"Healthy. Very healthy."--Katie A.
"Good for the body, good for the soul."--Leslie D.