Elderly Deceased Possibility

"You can still be old when you're dead... Well, you can!!!"--Haley

Luke, I Am Your Vitamin-D Deprived Father!

"Who is this?"--Haley
"Darth Vader."--Tim
"But in the movie, he's so white. He's as white as that Kitchen Aid over there. Just think if you were under a machine helmet for years at a time..."--Haley

Disciplinary Sibling Revenge

"Tim, I'm going to hold you in your fart air. Then you'll be sorry!!!"--Katie, holding Tim to the floor

"That's very self-sacrificing vengefulness!"--Mom

Profundity on a Walk

"Did someone gas?"--Tim
"No. I think it's cooking.."--Katie
"Maybe Satan."--Tim
"Maybe Satan's cooking up some temptation. Not very tempting at this point though."--Mom

Sage Advice

"If you can't dance, make your fork dance" - Katie Abbott

The Kings Table

"Okay how was everyone's day?" - Haley

"It's starting to look up. I'm eating." - Garrett

"Garrett you should be satisfied by God, not food!" - Haley

"What? I can't hear you. I'm eating." - Garrett

Garrett's Post Practice Pre Meal

"Why are you eating a hot dog bun?!?! We're going to have dinner in like two minutes!" - Haley

"No not just a hot dog bun. It has feta cheese on it! I could eat this stuff all day! I just got back from football practice Haley. And bacon. Where did that bacon go? Ooooo slivered almonds!" - Garrett

"And potato salad.. Sooooo good" - Hannah