Public Display of Emotion

"Are you crying? Get a room!"--Spencer Carpenter

Equine Equivalence

"You look like a horse... except for your physical features."--Mary Ellenberger

Understandable Incompatibility

On a sticky note found outside the pool:
"Stuffing weeds in your face and setting them on fire doesn't make any sense to me."-MacArthur

Exclusiveness

"It's just me and the monkey over here" - Haley

"As it should be" - Spencer Carpenter

Sweet Faith

"There is such a thing as the sin of unbelief."--Katie
"Cinnabon belief?!"--Vonna

Vegetative Fatherhood

"Dad's not a TURNIP!!!"

Devilishly Gassy

"I'm really gassy tonight."

"It must be the devil in you."