Really?

"All I see is hair and children!"--Haley King

Fowl Storage

"Maybe a woodpecker tried to store an acorn in your shin" - Spencer Carpenter

Mechanical Indecency

"They put it all in the magical naked machine" - Katie A

Hand Odor

Sitting in our dorm room:

"Why does my hand smell like.... *sniff sniff* my dog?" - Rebekah Tsang

Concerning the Gift of Celibacy

"I don't have it. And if I do, I'm returning it!" - Heather Walsh

Fruitfulness

"Hey hey hey.... no one's takin' fruit out of nobody" - Kyle Ruggles

Wiggly

"He'll try to wiggle out of our arms!...He'll escape!... First he'll escape, now he won't let go of me."--Haley