The Famous Amos' Opinion on Medication

"Sedatives . . . cant go wrong with sedatives"--Amos

Humble Sweetness

"I'm like, you're sweet too, right?"--Haley

Yet Another Facial Hair Category

"He's growing a translucent peachstache."--Lounge Visitor

Manly Criteria

"You have a beard and meaty legs. That's what everyone wants in a man."--a lounge visitor

Contagious Words

"We're all so susceptible. Just breathe the word 'plague' and we all come down with it."--Danielle

Your Prayers Are Not Enough...

"I'm going to bed. I've got that Econ test tomorrow."~Melissa
"Okay get over here. Let me lay hands on you."~Haley
"It'll take more than two hands."~Melissa

Lounge Utterings at One in the Morning

"I like the drugs better."--Peter